The Ledger Up His Ass

This ledger... Your granddad had it during the great Mt Gox-crash in 2014. He'd be damned if any IRS-people were gonna put their greasy hands on it. 5 long years he wore this ledger. Up his ass. I hid this uncomfortable chunk of plastic up my ass for 2 years. Made an offline transaction with it through MEW. While it was up there.

A serious-looking man in a military uniform presents a Ledger hardware wallet and tells an increasingly absurd story about hiding it in his ass for years, including using it for an offline MEW transaction. The joke parodies dramatic war-story narration while mixing cryptocurrency security, the Mt. Gox crash, and tax evasion with ridiculous physical storage. It is sent as an absurd crypto reaction to jokes about hardware wallets, cold storage, or extreme security measures. EN: A serious-looking man in a military uniform presents a Ledger hardware wallet and tells an increasingly absurd story about hiding it in his ass for years, including using it for an offline MEW transaction. The joke parodies dramatic war-story narration while mixing cryptocurrency security, the Mt. Gox crash, and tax evasion with ridiculous physical storage. It is sent as an absurd crypto reaction to jokes about hardware wallets, cold storage, or extreme security measures.

• @profunctor_io / 1071 2018-07-12