Best Buy Keyboard Gatekeeping

/c/ regulars should be running best buy minus the loliporn >Hi, I'm looking for the keyboards! >Would you like a rubber dome or mechanical? >rubber dome >WRONG. Let me point you to our wonderful selection of Model M's, and Das Keyboards >I also need a CPU >We only sell Intel chips, and make sure you buy a cooler from Corsair! >take your laptop to geeksquad >get it back with arch linux installed, lots of rice and loli wallpaper

A 4chan-style greentext imagines /c/ regulars running a Best Buy and aggressively steering customers toward mechanical keyboards, Intel CPUs, Corsair coolers, and Arch Linux. The joke is that computer enthusiasts would turn a normal electronics store into a place for obsessive hardware gatekeeping and extreme customization, with “rice” meaning heavily customized Linux desktops and “loli wallpaper” as an anime reference. EN: A 4chan-style greentext imagines /c/ regulars running a Best Buy and aggressively steering customers toward mechanical keyboards, Intel CPUs, Corsair coolers, and Arch Linux. The joke is that computer enthusiasts would turn a normal electronics store into a place for obsessive hardware gatekeeping and extreme customization, with “rice” meaning heavily customized Linux desktops and “loli wallpaper” as an anime reference.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 4704 2022-08-20