Fired for Not Using Outlook

Dandy Sansome To: 'Veronica Nava'; Lauren Ruiz +3 Fri 3/18/2022 10:03 AM Good morning Lauren, After today we will not be moving forward with Lawrence Thomas. He can finish out the day, and you can contact him after 5pm. He lacks the basic skills required for our position. 1. Based on my observations he is not able to effectively and efficiently use Microsoft Outlook and this is a primary function for our company.

An email informs Lauren that Lawrence Thomas is being let go because he cannot use Microsoft Outlook effectively and efficiently. The joke is the absurdly petty reason for termination, treating basic email software skills as a primary job function; people share it as a reaction to ridiculous workplace standards or overblown corporate incompetence.

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