Does Your Breath Smell Like Cum?

Does your breath smell like cum? Yes No Do you want a working computer? Yes No

A flowchart asks whether your breath smells like cum, then routes a “yes” answer to an Apple logo. A “no” answer leads to a second question about wanting a working computer: “yes” points to Windows, while “no” points to Linux and Tux. The joke is an absurd, insulting stereotype that Apple users have bad breath, Windows users want a functional computer, and Linux users reject convenience. EN: A flowchart asks whether your breath smells like cum, then routes a “yes” answer to an Apple logo. A “no” answer leads to a second question about wanting a working computer: “yes” points to Windows, while “no” points to Linux and Tux. The joke is an absurd, insulting stereotype that Apple users have bad breath, Windows users want a functional computer, and Linux users reject convenience.

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