Touched Grass Expert Gets Blocked

Finally touched grass 😛 ??????!!!!??!???!??????!??????!?????? we’re dealing with a mix of fescue and perennial ryegrass, seeing as the blade widths range between 3-5 millimeters this grass only grows in regions that aren’t too dry, but not overly wet either, so not its basic science youre insane. that’s all i need to know :) im blocking u You’re blocked You can't follow or see @susie_baka's posts. Learn more

A woman posts that she finally touched grass, but another user responds with an absurdly detailed botanical analysis of the lawn. She calls him insane and blocks him, ending on the social-media blocked screen. The joke is about overanalyzing a simple phrase and turning “touch grass” into an unexpectedly serious expertise test.

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