Geiger Counter Keeps Getting Worse

Guys I'm in fucking trouble The cheap radiation suit I brought from Ukraine Is actually contaminated I was joking around about it being contaminated but it actually fucking is I have a video of me using a Geiger counter to it Guys this is fucking bad My room keeps reading levels over 140 I've removed the hazmat suit There's a fucking medical helicopter circling the house Fuck sake Idk what the fuck to do I was wearing it yesterday and I've been spitting blood and feeling sick Video sending I'm fucking scared man I've been sleeping with it in my room and I've worn it Never buy used hazmat shit This was actually used in Chernobyl What the fuck I'm fucked

A Discord-style video alternates between increasingly panicked English messages and footage of a hand checking an orange Geiger counter, whose readings appear alarmingly high. The sender claims that a used hazmat suit from Ukraine was contaminated, that the room is radioactive, and that they are becoming seriously ill, ending in total despair. The absurd escalation is made funnier by the triumphant, old-fashioned Soviet pop song “Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой” by Eduard Khil playing underneath, turning a supposed nuclear emergency into a melodramatic reaction meme.

♪ Эдуард Хиль — Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой

• @beobanka / 33576 2024-04-14