Dad Confronts Daughter's Robofriend

2052: your wife convinces you to let your daughter have a robofriend over

A bearded man in a kitchen drinks from a bottle, then leans toward the camera and angrily confronts his daughter’s hypothetical robot boyfriend. The joke imagines an overprotective father in 2052 treating a robot like a threatening teenage suitor, escalating into an absurd rant about destroying it with a power washer before casually asking about the lasagna.

That's so you know I figured since you didn't have taste buds it wouldn't fucking matter anyway Hey, baby, do me a favor your mother was calling your name earlier. Could you go hop around check out the lasagna see if it's finished Thank you, sweetheart. I love you. Thank you. I get something straight with you you fucking clanker. I Fought at the creek You understand me I took out thousands of you robo bucks Trees were speaking goddamn binary, but we still spilled oil And if you think for one fucking second that I'm gonna let you near my daughter You better think again or I'm sorry you better compute again you metalloid fucking freak I'm gonna give you one goddamn chance one goddamn chance To get the fuck out before I grab the fucking power washer And I short circuit your shit son. You understand me? Thank you baby. How's the lasagna looking? I mean, I was just telling your buddy here that I used to know a couple of robots back on my day. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

• @jemalloc / 1773 2024-10-15