If /g/ Made the iPhone

Text on the meme

IF /g/ MADE THE IPHONE THANKS EVERYONE, FOR ALL YOUR PETITIONS AND SUGGESTIONS! BASED ON THOSE, I AM NOW SO PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW iPHONE 7! GenToo / Arch Switch Antenna Rotary controls Radio 8 track player Kickstand RCA jacks Punchcard reader Magsafe Magsafe 2 3.5mm headphone jack Ear trumpet jack CD burner AC power Floppy drive Guitar jack Newton-style stylus storage Flip-out keyboard (hidden under panel (also hides AA battery compartment)) View-Master VR slot Shatter-proof acrylic screen protector Hand strap On the back... subwoofer and Super 8 film projector!

What it means

A parody technical diagram presents an absurd iPhone supposedly designed by /g/, packed with obsolete hardware and excessive features such as a radio, floppy drive, punch-card reader, CD burner, ear trumpet jack, and film projector. The joke mocks overengineered gadget fantasies and contrasts them with Apple’s minimalist product design, making it useful as a reaction to ridiculous feature requests or impractical technology ideas.

Objects

man with glasses / мужчина в очках speech bubbles / речевые пузыри smartphone / смартфон acrylic screen protector / акриловая защитная плёнка для экрана hand strap / ремешок для руки antenna / антенна rotary controls / поворотные регуляторы radio / радио 8-track player / восьмидорожечный проигрыватель kickstand / подставка RCA jacks / разъёмы RCA punch-card reader / считыватель перфокарт keyboard / клавиатура AA battery compartment / отсек для батареек AA stylus / стилус floppy drive / дисковод для дискет CD burner / устройство записи CD guitar jack / гитарный разъём headphone jack / разъём для наушников ear trumpet jack / разъём для слуховой трубы subwoofer / сабвуфер Super 8 film projector / кинопроектор Super 8 technical diagram / техническая схема