New Linux User Meltdown

>Just installed linux, what's the exe equivalent of ubuntu? >Best antivirus? >How to download CCleaner for linux >Help, I cannot boot into windows anymore >Can't find the task manager >Why do I have to use the terminal all the time? >Why do I have to read a wiki everytime? I cannot trust the wiki though, it may be outdated >The wiki contributors are elitist trolls >The wiki will make me delete my system 32 >How do I uninstall a program? >OMG how can I even draw circles in GIMP? >My wireless keyboard is not working >WHY DO I HAVE TO READ THE WIKI >I cannot configure WINE I but want photoshop >Windows was easier >ALL THAT FUCKING COMMANDLINE BULLSHIT >Windows has more software and has more market share. Where's the customer support? >It's easier to hack open-source systems >Windows 10 is free, Linux is done for >My NTFS flash drive is not working >Jesus christ installing Java is like hacking NSA >Connecting to apple tv is not possible >My latest 3.5GB graphics card is useless, there's no games now

A stressed man sits at a laptop with his hands on his head, surrounded by a long list of complaints from someone who has just installed Linux. The joke exaggerates a beginner’s frustration by applying Windows expectations to Linux, mocking command-line tools, wikis, compatibility problems, and the difficulty of configuring software and hardware. It is sent as a reaction to Linux culture shock, tech support frustration, or an overwhelming troubleshooting experience.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 2847 2021-11-05