Bill Gates Repairs Windows 98

>year 1999 >get pirated copy of windows 98 >install it >soon as i plug in dial up >Bill fucking Gates bust through window >oops, looks like your Windows install is broke. Let me help you repair it' >picks up piece of broken glass and starts stabbing me >he grabs my ethernet cable >i'm going to cut off your air ways at 1000 MBps! >starts to choke me >cum >i pass out >he throws CRT monitor on me >takes a shit on my face >leaves And that is why i use Linux. Fuck bill gates and microsoft

A 4chan-style green-text story shows a user installing a pirated copy of Windows 98 in 1999, after which Bill Gates violently attacks him through a window and mocks his internet connection. The absurd escalation ends with the narrator declaring loyalty to Linux and hatred of Microsoft, parodying exaggerated anti-Windows rants and old internet tech culture.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 2527 2021-09-13