Bird or Duplex Mustard Doctor

Does your body or a duplex? using flying If you are the other hand next a different Jake by Jake Gyllenhaal

A doctor addresses the viewer with a mock medical questionnaire about whether they are a bird, while images show robins and birds flying. He then contrasts birds with people and launches into an increasingly absurd recommendation for duplex mustard, supposedly made in a duplex owned by a different Jake Gyllenhaal who worked for a tambourine company. The joke is the deadpan escalation and bizarre fake advertisement.

Does your body not have arms but instead has wings? Does your face not have human skin on it? Only feathers? Do you tend to build nests and trees instead of living in an apartment or a duplex? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a bird. Being a bird is different than being a person because birds are a different kind of thing. People do things like We recommend that you just keep doing bird stuff and keep being a bird because honestly That's what you're going to do anyway But if you're a person on the other hand next time you make a sandwich try duplex mustard the only mustard manufactured entirely in a duplex owned by Jake Gyllenhaal Not the actor a different Jake Gyllenhaal who used to work for a tambourine company It doesn't taste the best, but it's made in a duplex duplex mustard

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