Gold Bars in the Closet

i would simply not have over $250,000 in a bank before you ask: gold bars hidden in a closet that says ‘scrum supplies’, doesn’t even need to be locked

A dark-mode social media post says the speaker would not keep more than $250,000 in a bank, then explains that the rest is stored as gold bars in an innocuous closet labeled “scrum supplies.” The joke is exaggerated distrust of banks and the absurd confidence that nobody will inspect such a boring-looking hiding place, making it a reaction to unconventional security or wealth storage. EN: A dark-mode social media post says the speaker would not keep more than $250,000 in a bank, then explains that the rest is stored as gold bars in an innocuous closet labeled “scrum supplies.” The joke is exaggerated distrust of banks and the absurd confidence that nobody will inspect such a boring-looking hiding place, making it a reaction to unconventional security or wealth storage.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 7181 2023-03-11