Cutting Off Leg Circulation

e?sh ELECTRONIC SERVICE REQUESTED Reveal your gift Hey! I'm cutting off circulation to my leg. I'm your neighbor on this street and I'm using a series of rubber bands to cut off the circulation on my leg. I'm sending you this to let you know I am not doing this for a sexual reason. I am doing it because my father did this and his father before him. They did it for 9 months and so will I. Please don't ask me about my leg because it's rude. This is all the information you need. When you see me in the street I don't want you to be alarmed that something adult-oriented is happening. This is my tradition and it's appropriate.

A bearded man sits on outdoor steps with rubber bands wrapped around his leg, wearing sandals and shorts. He sends an overly detailed explanation to his neighbor, insisting that cutting off circulation is a family tradition and not sexual. The absurdly defensive message makes the image funny as a reaction to someone who gives suspiciously specific excuses. EN: A bearded man sits on outdoor steps with rubber bands wrapped around his leg, wearing sandals and shorts. He sends an overly detailed explanation to his neighbor, insisting that cutting off circulation is a family tradition and not sexual. The absurdly defensive message makes the image funny as a reaction to someone who gives suspiciously specific excuses.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 7003 2023-03-03