Banned From Park for Shooting Oranges

Important Notice to Park Visitors BANNED FROM PARK Old Man With Device That Shoots Oranges. Old man has been entering the park and launching oranges at anyone who appears teenaged while shouting "No Teens In The Park!" What he's saying is not true. All ages are welcome in the park, including teens. TEENS STRUCK BY THE ORANGES: Name: MARCUS When grown ups wants to be: CAR DRIVER Name: DAWN When grown ups wants to be: WEB SITE CREATOR Name: MITCH When grown ups wants to be: MALE DOCTOR We honor these teens and welcome ALL TEENS to the park. Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full regular use. We treasure TEENS and what they are going through.

A park notice describes an old man who attacks teenagers with oranges while shouting that teens are not allowed in the park. The joke is the absurd euphemistic praise of teenagers and the bizarre career descriptions of the victims, parodying an overly earnest public-service announcement.

• @memstash32 / 853 2025-07-07