Drinking Algorithm Bottle

while n_bottles > 0: if bottle_is_empty: open_another_one() n_bottles-- take_a_sip(); happiness += 1; if happiness > body_weight: is_shifted = True break else if age < 2 x happiness < 4: call_your_ex() else if age < happiness < 4: do_table_dance() is_hungry = true else: take_a_sip() if is_hungry: have_a_snack() is_hungry = false

A beer bottle has a parody programming-code label describing an endless drinking loop: take a sip, increase happiness, and react according to mood and hunger. The joke treats drinking like an algorithm, making it a humorous reaction to someone claiming they no longer drink or to excessive drinking in general.

• @profunctor_io / 940 2018-06-09