Hacker News Is Doing Fine

Hacker News new | comments | show | ask | jobs | submit 1. Facebook and Google are no longer tracking every time you blink and are actually really sorry. 2. Whatever programming language you're using is fine. Really. 3. Scientists reach complete consensus on list of foods good and bad for you. 4. It turns out we didn't need Kubernetes after all. 5. I had a mundane experience and did not write a thinkpiece! Don't worry you're doing fine, everybody's

A hand-drawn parody of the Hacker News front page lists absurdly reassuring tech-news headlines, including companies apologizing for tracking, total consensus on nutrition, and not needing Kubernetes. The joke mocks the anxious, contrarian tech-community tone of Hacker News and can be sent as a reaction to reassure someone that everything is supposedly fine. EN: A hand-drawn parody of the Hacker News front page lists absurdly reassuring tech-news headlines, including companies apologizing for tracking, total consensus on nutrition, and not needing Kubernetes. The joke mocks the anxious, contrarian tech-community tone of Hacker News and can be sent as a reaction to reassure someone that everything is supposedly fine.

• @profunctor_io / 682 2018-03-08