Virgin Network Engineer vs Chad SRE

“The Virgin Network Engineer" THE CHAD Cloud Site Reliability Evangelist Eng etc." Firmware updates every GA release, better with a console cable Only use DH 14+ in IPsec Recalculate STP root bridge on a daily basis IPAM for conserving address spacing, you can do it with a /27 Wireshark network analysis and troubleshooting BGP on all branch , always sending communities for best path selection tftpd64.exe Adjust nagios alerting and metrics based on historical data Terraform apply Terraform destroy repeat Take this 2389urej23-vpn.txt please configure it on your firewall , psk is inside STP cause issues, disabled . VPC doesn't speak to each other 192.168.0.0/16 Don't even bother with logs, destroy or provision new instances SD-WAN automated setup , vendor told is faster Prometheus say "green" production is fine

A Virgin network engineer and a Chad cloud site reliability evangelist are contrasted through exaggerated IT practices. The engineer carefully follows traditional networking, monitoring, and security procedures, while the Chad applies Terraform, disables troublesome systems, ignores logs, and trusts a green Prometheus status. The joke is used as a reaction to reckless but confident DevOps shortcuts and the culture clash between network engineering and cloud operations.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 1113 2021-02-04