Jira Resolution Options Joke

Resolve this issue Request resolved Resolution Please select... Done Won't Do Duplicate Declined Known Error Hardware failure Software failure Cannot Reproduce Нет зарплаты Боже мой! Да всем насрать Linked Issues Issue Assets Comment Respond to customer Internal comment Your comment will be visible to customers. Embed attachments to make them visible to customers. Style Cancel

A Jira issue-resolution screen shows a dropdown with standard closure reasons, followed by the absurd options “Нет зарплаты” and “Боже мой! Да всем насрать” (“No salary” and “My God! Nobody cares”). The joke is that workplace problems are often resolved with blunt, cynical explanations instead of technical statuses, so this meme is used to react to pointless tasks, broken processes, or corporate indifference. EN: A Jira issue-resolution screen shows a dropdown with standard closure reasons, followed by the absurd options “Нет зарплаты” (“No salary”) and “Боже мой! Да всем насрать” (“My God! Nobody cares”). The joke is that workplace problems are often resolved with blunt, cynical explanations instead of technical statuses, so this meme is used to react to pointless tasks, broken processes, or corporate indifference.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 884 2021-01-01