Dead Apple Watch Accessories

I NOTICED THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HOW'D IT DIE? SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS DO YOU HAVE TODAY? ACCESSORIES BRO ALRIGHT THAT'S FAIR APPRECIATE IT

A sweaty football player wearing protective headgear is interviewed on a field about his Apple Watch and how many steps he has taken. He explains that the watch is dead because he did not charge it, then insists it is mainly an accessory. The interviewer treats the dead watch dramatically like a personal loss, making the exchange absurdly over-serious.

Notice you have the Apple watch on how many steps you have today. I don't know this How did I ain't never charged thoughts of prayers man? Appreciate it. I noticed you're wearing an Apple watch How many steps you have today? It's dead. How did I I didn't charge it? That's so sad I noticed you're wearing an Apple watch. How many steps you have today? Oh, no, it's different like today. Sorry for your loss It's good. How did I oh, no, I did not talk notice you have an Apple watch on how many steps you have today It's for accessories, but it's dead I'm sorry for your loss man. You know how it died. I didn't charge it bro. It's just for accessories, bro So you never charge it? Nah, I do charge it but right now it's for the Celsius bro. Alright, sorry for your loss man.

• @memstash32 / 904 2025-08-06