Install Gentoo Greentext

INSTALL gentoo >smirk >pull on my fingerless hacking gloves >put on my anti-glare sunglasses >pull my fedora a little lower >crack my knuckles >actually only two of them can crack >I'm not sure why, I think it's genetic >rearrange the tails of my duster trenchcoat >pull my alienware tower from under the table >it makes a big thump when I pull it on the tabletop >psorrit >turn it on >fans start blowing all those goofy laptop user's gay papers everywhere >plug in my cherry blue keyswitch mechanical >start typing >teacher has to raise voice to be heard >everyone whispering and mirin my rig >somehow security finds out I'm not a registered student >get escorted out

An anonymous imageboard poster theatrically describes installing Gentoo at school while dressing like a stereotypical hacker, setting up an Alienware computer, and disturbing the classroom. The joke mocks exaggerated Linux elitism, hacker stereotypes, and the absurdity of bringing a huge desktop rig to class, ending with security escorting the unregistered student out.

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