Impossible Junior Data Scientist Requirements

Paul DeVos · 2nd Senior Data Scientist | AWS Data Architect | Remote 2d · Edited · 🌐 Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 years AWS - 15 years Spark - 15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team player - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL - Project Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CI/CD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users - Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

A LinkedIn-style job post seeks a junior data scientist but demands absurdly extensive experience, multiple PhDs, martial arts skills, and leadership of enormous teams. The joke mocks unrealistic tech job listings that expect senior-level achievements from entry-level candidates while offering trivial office perks like ping pong and kombucha. It is used as a reaction to excessive hiring requirements and impossible job descriptions. EN: A LinkedIn-style job post seeks a junior data scientist but demands absurdly extensive experience, multiple PhDs, martial arts skills, and leadership of enormous teams. The joke mocks unrealistic tech job listings that expect senior-level achievements from entry-level candidates while offering trivial office perks like ping pong and kombucha. It is used as a reaction to excessive hiring requirements and impossible job descriptions.

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