If You're 26, Game Over

If you're 26 .... Its almost game over Your brain is almost a chunk of dried up lizard shit You need to light a fire under your ass and do something Don't listen to old fucking lying fuckers who say its never too late and you can reinvent yourself Anyone saying that also believes in horoscopes and crystals 26 is the last stop on Professor Pembertons Magic Learning Trolly to Funtime Knowledge Land (explaining this for dwrho fans) after that you take Mr. H. Ambrose Hufflepuff's Incredible Locomotion Machine to the Forever Forest of folding t shirts and stocking shelves

A text-based Instagram-style meme warns that turning 26 means your brain is nearly useless and you must urgently start doing something. It sarcastically mocks motivational claims that it is never too late, then escalates into an absurd fantasy about Professor Pemberton's magical learning trolley and a machine leading to a lifetime of folding shirts and stocking shelves. It is shared as a darkly humorous reaction to age anxiety, career pressure, and exaggerated “you’re running out of time” advice.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 470 2020-11-01