Hackers Cage Your Penis
⋮ Anonymous Locked Clamped and Cockblocked 10/06/20(Tue)11:33:24 No.78076129 Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in 34 KB JPG >A security flaw in a hi-tech chastity belt for men made it possible for hackers to remotely lock all the devices in use simultaneously. >The internet-linked sheathe has no manual override, so owners might have been faced with the prospect of having to use a grinder or bolt cutter to free themselves from its metal clamp. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575 Hackers can literally cage your penis and throw away the key
A screenshot of an anonymous message board post reports that hackers could remotely lock internet-connected male chastity belts, leaving users to cut themselves free with a grinder or bolt cutter. The punchline reframes the alarming technology story in blunt, absurd language: hackers can literally cage your penis and discard the key. It is sent as a crude reaction to cybersecurity failures, sexual awkwardness, or situations where someone is metaphorically trapped. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous message board post reports that hackers could remotely lock internet-connected male chastity belts, leaving users to cut themselves free with a grinder or bolt cutter. The punchline reframes the alarming technology story in blunt, absurd language: hackers can literally cage your penis and discard the key. It is sent as a crude reaction to cybersecurity failures, sexual awkwardness, or situations where someone is metaphorically trapped.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 292 2020-10-08
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 92.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, crude
- Language
- en
- Added