Unplugged Router Revenge

What would you do if I unplugged your router in the middle of your game? Use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with you that eventually leads to marriage. When we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support I'll bring up the time you unplugged my router, then unplug your life support. The long con.

A screenshot of a social media exchange shows someone asking what would happen if they unplugged their partner’s router during a game. The reply jokingly proposes building a lifelong romantic relationship, only to take revenge decades later by unplugging their life support; “The long con” is the punchline. EN: A screenshot of a social media exchange shows someone asking what would happen if they unplugged their partner’s router during a game. The reply jokingly proposes building a lifelong romantic relationship, only to take revenge decades later by unplugging their life support; “The long con” is the punchline.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 42 2020-08-27