Pythagoras Explains Futa Geometry
PYTHAGORAS: Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could try to make it 0% gay with two girls, but the problem is that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
A classical illustration of Pythagoras is overlaid with an anonymous imageboard post presenting a deliberately absurd calculation of how "gay" different kinds of porn are. The joke parodies mathematical reasoning and uses a crude sexual premise as a pseudo-logical proof, so it is typically shared as an absurd, edgy reaction meme. EN: A classical illustration of Pythagoras is overlaid with an anonymous imageboard post presenting a deliberately absurd calculation of how "gay" different kinds of porn are. The joke parodies mathematical reasoning and uses a crude sexual premise as a pseudo-logical proof, so it is typically shared as an absurd, edgy reaction meme.
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