Michelangelo Gave God a Juicy Ass
Michelangelo had NO reason to give God a thick juicy ass, but he did. He did that for all of us.
A cropped image of God from Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel painting shows the figure reclining in flowing red robes, with an exaggeratedly prominent bare backside. The joke sexualizes and praises the unexpected detail as if Michelangelo deliberately blessed viewers with it, making this useful as a humorous reaction to an attractive or gratuitous ass. EN: A cropped image of God from Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel painting shows the figure reclining in flowing red robes, with an exaggeratedly prominent bare backside. The joke sexualizes and praises the unexpected detail as if Michelangelo deliberately blessed viewers with it, making this useful as a humorous reaction to an attractive or gratuitous ass.
painted human figure / расписанная человеческая фигураGod in flowing robes / Бог в ниспадающих одеждахbare buttocks / голые ягодицыred robe / красная мантияbare feet / босые ступниoutstretched hand / вытянутая рукаmarble-colored floor / мраморный полfern leaves / листья папоротникаorange circular shape / оранжевая круглая формаRenaissance painting / ренессансная картина
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- image
- Size
- 750×714 · 84.5 KiB
- Mood
- thirsty, irreverent
- Language
- en
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