The Computer Speaks Like a Cursor

IF THE COMPUTER COULD TALK, WOULD SAY: FUCK, SHIT. CRAP. CRAP, SHIT. CONFUSED BY THE WAS QUITE THE CURSOR. AH.

A man in a striped sweater imagines what a computer cursor would say, then appears as a confused gentleman in a cap and coat holding a pipe. The joke is a pun on “cursor” sounding like “curser,” since the computer can only swear in short, confused bursts.

If the computer arrow thingy could talk, this is what I think it would say. Fuck shit crap. Fuck shit crap. Shit crap. Confused by the gentleman's language, I realized he was quite the cursor. Ah.

• @memstash32 / 1011 2025-12-07