Brownies Were Just Food

Dude, how many of those brownies did you eat? like 5 brownies. Those weren't edibles? Oh, f*ck, just call an Uber and tell them that you're gonna drive home. Didn't anybody tell me those were food I already had a big glass of that punch.

Двое молодых мужчин разговаривают в оранжевой комнате: один сидит на кровати и постепенно впадает в панику, узнав, что съеденные им брауни были обычной едой, а не edible. Он также вспоминает о большом стакане пунша и пытается убедить друга, что всё нормально. Шутка строится на абсурдном недоразумении и подходит как реакция на ситуацию, когда человек слишком поздно понимает очевидную ошибку.

Dude, how many of those brownies did you eat? Well, that's just, I have like five. Five bites? Yeah, like five brownies. You had five? What? Dude, those were normal food. Those weren't edibles? No! How many milligrams of normal butter were in those? Like a lot! Oh, fuck! Dude, you're gonna be so fucking sore! No! Just call an Uber and tell them that you're gonna drive home. No, I'll be fine, I can still get an Uber. Dude, you're gonna be way too normal for an Uber. You gotta drive, man. What the fuck didn't anybody tell me those were- You're gonna remember where the door is so fucking hard, dude? No, no, no, I already had a big glass of that punch. I'm gonna be fine. You don't know what's in the punch either? What? Just prove! Prove!

• @memstash32 / 1113 2026-03-06