Lost Army-Issue Equipment

Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man's army until you are five hundred years old! Okay. Me go get suit.

A low-poly orange cat wearing headphones sits at a computer and appears to lose or mishandle military equipment. The clip cuts to an angry masked Fallout soldier delivering a harsh reprimand, then back to the cat before the soldier confronts it. The joke is the absurd escalation from a casual computer scene to an extreme military punishment, making it useful as a reaction to losing or damaging something. EN: A low-poly orange cat wearing headphones sits at a computer and appears to lose or mishandle military equipment. The clip cuts to an angry masked Fallout soldier delivering a harsh reprimand, then back to the cat before the soldier confronts it. The joke is the absurd escalation from a casual computer scene to an extreme military punishment, making it useful as a reaction to losing or damaging something.

You lost the issue equipment! That suit is gonna come out of your pay! And you will remain in this man's army until you are 510 years...

• @itvbia / 55315 2026-02-18