The Inquisitor's Slaanesh Girlfriend

AND NOW ABOUT LOVE STORY ABOUT THE INQUISITOR AND HIS SLAANESH GIRLFRIEND NIGHTTIME HE SENDS HER LITANIES, DAYTIME SIGNS SENTENCES SHE IS ALL MYSTERIOUS HE THINKS THAT'S FASHIONABLE SPACE MARINE FELL ON HER!

A blonde woman in elaborate black-and-red Warhammer-style armor tells a mock-romantic story about a young Inquisitor who sends his mysterious Slaanesh girlfriend litanies at night and signs sentences by day. He mistakes her demonic appearance for fashion, until the absurd punchline reveals that a Space Marine fell on her. The clip cuts to a bearded armored audience member laughing uncontrollably, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre, grimdark, or unexpectedly absurd stories. EN: A blonde woman in elaborate black-and-red Warhammer-style armor tells a mock-romantic story about a young Inquisitor who sends his mysterious Slaanesh girlfriend litanies at night and signs sentences by day. He mistakes her demonic appearance for fashion, until the absurd punchline reveals that a Space Marine fell on her. The clip cuts to a bearded armored audience member laughing uncontrollably, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre, grimdark, or unexpectedly absurd stories.

А теперь про любовь. Слышали байку про инквизитора и его девушку с ланейшитку? Не бойтесь, она почти цензурная. Инквизитор молодой, горячий, ночами шлет ей летаней днем подписывают приговоры. А она вся таинственная. Ногти фиолетовые, глаза как у демона. Он думает, мода такая. Знаете, чем все закончилось? На нее упал космодесантник.

• @itvbia / 54397 2025-12-16