Super Mario Is Japanese

Someone at school said that Super Mario is Japanese. Now think about it. Why would the Japanese invent an Italian plumber from Brooklyn, who battles transdimensional dinosaurs? "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CHRISTUFAH! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING SAMPLE INTO THE GODDAMN ANTI-MASS SPECTROMETER CAREFULLY! NOW I HAVE TO UN-FUCK EVERYTHING YOU JUST DID"

A bespectacled mustached man reacts in front of a meme combining The Sopranos scenes with a caption questioning why Japanese creators made an Italian plumber from Brooklyn who fights transdimensional dinosaurs. The joke abruptly escalates from overthinking Super Mario’s nationality to an enraged laboratory-style outburst about ruining an anti-mass spectrometer sample, making it useful as an absurd reaction video for sudden frustration or chaotic realization.

Somebody at school said that Super Mario is Japanese. Now think about it, AJ. Why would the Japanese have been an Italian plumber from Brooklyn who battles trans-imensional dinosaurs? Makes no sense. Jesus fucking Christ, Christopher! I told you to put the motherfucking sample in a goddamn anti-mass spectra with a camera. Hey, I'm sorry! Now I have to un-fuck everything you just did!

• @itvbia / 53194 2025-09-16