Trump Reads the Bathroom Confession

my dad just found MY D*LDO and told me with F**KING AI TRUMP TO BE EMBARRASSED YOU SHOULD BE IS IN THERE I DIDN'T BELIEVE ANYWAYS FRIENDLY SPACE AND Yapper

A distressed young woman appears in the opening clip with the caption about her father finding her dildo and telling her through a fake AI Trump voice. The video then cuts to Donald Trump speaking directly to camera, with successive captions turning the audio into an awkward lecture about a younger brother spending hours in the bathroom and keeping it family friendly. The joke is the absurd mismatch between the intimate confession and Trump’s synthetic, overly serious delivery, ending with a blue “Yapper” title card. EN: A distressed young woman appears in the opening clip with the caption about her father finding her dildo and telling her through a fake AI Trump voice. The video then cuts to Donald Trump speaking directly to camera, with successive captions turning the audio into an awkward lecture about a younger brother spending hours in the bathroom and keeping it family friendly. The joke is the absurd mismatch between the intimate confession and Trump’s synthetic, overly serious delivery, ending with a blue “Yapper” title card.

Hi sweetheart, there's no reason to be embarrassed but I found your green goblin. Or that's what your mother used to call it. You should be a bit more careful about what you leave in the bathroom. Your younger brother is in there all the time for like hours on end. Please keep these things private. To be frank with you, I didn't believe it when I first saw it. These things are so much bigger than I remember. Anyways, take it easy champ. You're not training for the Olympics. Let's keep the bathroom a family friendly space and don't worry, I won't tell mom. you. Yep, her.so.

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