Everything Goes Wrong at Once

Text on the meme

my day is just crap What's wrong Beer frozen... burnt my pizza and Girlfriend's pregnant You just can't pull anything out on time can you...

What it means

A text-message exchange shows one person complaining that their day is terrible because their beer froze, their pizza burned, and their girlfriend is pregnant. The punchline is the friend’s sarcastic response that they cannot “pull anything out on time,” turning the disasters into a crude joke about contraception and timing. EN: A text-message exchange shows one person complaining that their day is terrible because their beer froze, their pizza burned, and their girlfriend is pregnant. The punchline is the friend’s sarcastic response that they cannot “pull anything out on time,” turning the disasters into a crude joke about contraception and timing.

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text message bubbles / пузыри текстовых сообщений smartphone chat interface / интерфейс чата на смартфоне yellow message bubble / жёлтый пузырь сообщения blue message bubble / синий пузырь сообщения beer / пиво frozen beer / замороженное пиво pizza / пицца burnt pizza / подгоревшая пицца pregnant girlfriend / беременная девушка conversation / разговор timestamp / отметка времени