Top 10 Jobs Kids Want

TOP 10 JOBS KIDS WANT 1. she/they - 34.2% 2. Ketamine dealer - 18.1% 3. Meme page admin - 16% 4. White - 15.7% 5. Hasbulla - 13.65 6. Jeffrey Epstein - 13.45 7. Hyperpop artist - 12.45 8. Nepotism baby - 11.9% 9. Retail at Heaven by Marc Jacobs - 8.4% 0.Podcast host - 6.4%

A mock ranking lists absurd “jobs” that kids supposedly want, including being she/they, a ketamine dealer, Hasbulla, Jeffrey Epstein, and a podcast host. The joke parodies career lists by mixing internet identities, controversial figures, privileged celebrities, and intentionally nonsensical occupations. It is shared as an absurd, edgy reaction to modern youth culture and online career aspirations. EN: A mock ranking lists absurd “jobs” that kids supposedly want, including being she/they, a ketamine dealer, Hasbulla, Jeffrey Epstein, and a podcast host. The joke parodies career lists by mixing internet identities, controversial figures, privileged celebrities, and intentionally nonsensical occupations. It is shared as an absurd, edgy reaction to modern youth culture and online career aspirations.

• @jeppa420 / 18060 2021-06-05