Boyfriend Wants a Pet Pig

get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said??????? babe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺 can we get a pet pig 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 We have you babe 🥺 You want two 🥺 ............... alright that’s it U want a sister 🥺

A woman complains that getting a boyfriend was supposed to be fun, then shows a text conversation where her boyfriend responds to her request for a pet pig by saying that she already has him, asks whether she wants two, and finally offers her a sister. The joke is that he treats the relationship as if he were the pet, turning her innocent request into increasingly absurd family negotiations; it is used as a reaction to clingy or ridiculous couple conversations. EN: A woman complains that getting a boyfriend was supposed to be fun, then shows a text conversation where her boyfriend responds to her request for a pet pig by saying that she already has him, asks whether she wants two, and finally offers her a sister. The joke is that he treats the relationship as if he were the pet, turning her innocent request into increasingly absurd family negotiations; it is used as a reaction to clingy or ridiculous couple conversations.

• @jeppa420 / 17677 2021-05-23