Try Masturbation Instead

N UNIVERSITY HEALTH CENTER BY NEBRASKA MEDICINE Pleasuring yourself with nicotine? Try masturbation instead! Masturbation is a safe and healthy alternative to vaping and other forms of nicotine. Try it today by yourself or with a friend as a healthy way to relieve stress. We hope your semesters and midterms are going well – The University Health Center For more info, tips, and tricks text or call: (402) 541-9840 IN OUR GRIT OUR GLORY

A parody university health-center poster shows colorful nicotine vapes beneath the question “Pleasuring yourself with nicotine?” and recommends masturbation instead as a healthy way to relieve stress. The joke comes from presenting masturbation as a formal public-health alternative to vaping in an absurdly earnest campus announcement.

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