Dolphins Serve the Devil

Dolphins were once these loathsome land-dwelling monsters. God told Noah to leave them off the ark, but then Satan granted them the ability to survive in the ocean as an insult to God, and now all dolphins are indebted to the Devil and do his bidding, and they enjoy it.

A strange illustration depicts a large prehistoric-looking land creature crouching beside a dolphin-like animal in a muddy tropical river. The caption humorously invents an absurd religious conspiracy in which Satan transformed loathsome land monsters into dolphins, who now serve him willingly. It is used as an absurd reaction to mock bizarre explanations or overly elaborate conspiracy theories. EN: A strange illustration depicts a large prehistoric-looking land creature crouching beside a dolphin-like animal in a muddy tropical river. The caption humorously invents an absurd religious conspiracy in which Satan transformed loathsome land monsters into dolphins, who now serve him willingly. It is used as an absurd reaction to mock bizarre explanations or overly elaborate conspiracy theories.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 6792 2023-02-25