Buy Blahaj Flowchart

Do you have money? NO Do you have a job? NO YES They pay you? YES Do you have posession? NO Do you have a soul? YES NO Sell it Liar Buy Blahaj Not for Blahaj BLASPHEMY

A chaotic decision flowchart asks whether someone has money, a job, possessions, or even a soul, routing nearly every answer toward buying a Blåhaj plush shark. The joke is that devotion to Blåhaj overrides logic, and refusing to buy one is labeled “BLASPHEMY.” It is shared as an absurd reaction to justify an unnecessary purchase or express intense affection for the plush shark.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 6309 2023-02-07