Human Already Crab

THEY SAY ALL ANIMAL BECOME CRAB. WILL HUMAN ALSO BECOME CRAB? ANCESTOR CRUSTACEAN ANCESTOR MAMMAL OMNIVORE DIET GRIPPY HANDS LEGS CAN WALK IN ALL DIRECTION BUT NOT FAST NO TAIL CONCLUSION: HUMAN WILL NOT BECOME CRAB HUMAN ALREADY CRAB

A diagram compares a crustacean ancestor with a mammal ancestor and points out that humans have an omnivore diet, grippy hands, legs that can walk in all directions, and no tail. The joke is that humans supposedly already have the traits needed for carcinisation, so the conclusion reverses the premise and declares that humans are already crabs. It is used as an absurd reaction to evolutionary arguments or situations where someone claims humans are becoming crab-like.

• @pokupkabitka / 11 2021-07-25
• @rzeczyzabawne / 5859 2023-01-26