Medium Will Not Do

Text on the meme

I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies. OR a very very large gf to lift me to get the cookies. Medium will not do.

What it means

A Twitter user is looking for a girlfriend who is either very tall, very small, or very large so she can help him reach cookies. The joke is an escalating list of absurdly specific body sizes, ending with the punchline that a medium girlfriend is useless for the cookie-related task.

Objects

Twitter post / пост в Twitter bearded man avatar / аватар бородатого мужчины smartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфона text message / текстовое сообщение cookies / печенье heart icon / значок сердца reply icon / значок ответа retweet icon / значок ретвита envelope icon / значок конверта three-dot menu / меню из трёх точек