Two-Year-Old Military Historian

My 2 year old son just asked me “Father, if Santa is real why didn’t he dedicate his factory to the war effort and produce ammunitions during the Shell Crisis of 1915?” Unbelievable.

A fake Twitter post claims that a two-year-old asked an absurdly specific question about Santa’s factory and the Shell Crisis of 1915. The joke is the impossible contrast between a toddler and sophisticated wartime-industrial knowledge, making the child sound like a military historian. EN: A fake Twitter post claims that a two-year-old asked an absurdly specific question about Santa’s factory and the Shell Crisis of 1915. The joke is the impossible contrast between a toddler and sophisticated wartime-industrial knowledge, making the child sound like a military historian.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 5762 2023-01-23