DM's Mysterious Sticker Rewards
>Playing with female DM >She places 'great work' and 'well done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session Literally what does she mean by this? >Not wanting 'great work' stickers I don't think you are autistic or an idiot, I'm really disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that. We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out his and one of us found her on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she'd like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often. I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a karaoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing. I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about normal game related stuff when we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we know she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now.
Игроки обсуждают необычную ведущую настольной ролевой игры, которая награждает их наклейками за хорошую игру, требует приходить чистыми и нарядными, устраивает караоке и готовит еду. Шутка в том, что участники явно не понимают романтические намёки и заботу своей ведущей, принимая их за странные правила игры. EN: Players discuss an unusual tabletop role-playing game master who rewards them with stickers for good play, expects them to arrive clean and well dressed, organizes karaoke, and cooks food. The joke is that the players completely fail to understand their DM's romantic hints and care, treating them as strange game rules.
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- @rzeczyzabawne / 5644 2023-01-18
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