The Most Ominous Furby Description

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly.... im not jewish. secondly.......what the fuck please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher—they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die. hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

A series of social media posts discusses whether Furbies are kosher, escalating from confusion to the absurd claim that they are worse than unkosher because they cannot die. The final reply calls this the most ominous description of a Furby ever heard, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre, unsettling, or overthought explanations. EN: A series of social media posts discusses whether Furbies are kosher, escalating from confusion to the absurd claim that they are worse than unkosher because they cannot die. The final reply calls this the most ominous description of a Furby ever heard, making it useful as a reaction to bizarre, unsettling, or overthought explanations.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 5443 2023-01-13