Cheese Alignment Chart

Cheese alignment chart form purist form neutral form rebel function purist function neutral function rebel cheese needs to have a yellow tint cheese needs to originate from a white substance cheese,, cheese needs to be a foodstuff coming from dairy cheese needs to be any sort of food edible by humans cheese needs to be an object gouda is cheese feta is cheese cheesecake is cheese bread is cheese (sometimes) sour cream is cheese kiełbasa is cheese the moon is cheese cum is cheese [object Object] javascript is cheese

A cheese alignment chart ranks things by how strictly they qualify as cheese: whether they are dairy, edible, white, or simply objects. It escalates from gouda to cheesecake, bread, the Moon, semen, and JavaScript, joking about wildly inconsistent definitions. Used to mock pedantic classification debates or argue that almost anything can count as something.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 5416 2023-01-12