Furbies Scare Away Burglars

A lesser known benefit to having a furby collection is knowing if someone broke in, the furbies would wake, begin shrieking from the depths of darkness & the burglar would immediately flee in terror. Furbies radiate a powerful protection aura that only the strongest can handle.

A screenshot joke claims that a collection of Furbies acts as supernatural home security: if a burglar breaks in, the toys wake up and shriek until the intruder flees in terror. The punchline exaggerates the unsettling reputation of Furbies as terrifying creatures, making this useful as an absurd reaction to feeling protected or warning someone away. EN: A screenshot joke claims that a collection of Furbies acts as supernatural home security: if a burglar breaks in, the toys wake up and shriek until the intruder flees in terror. The punchline exaggerates the unsettling reputation of Furbies as terrifying creatures, making this useful as an absurd reaction to feeling protected or warning someone away.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 5251 2023-01-08