Choose One Strange Superpower
1. Can communicate with oysters. 2. Free gravel for life. 3. Can teleport up to 7 inches away. 4. Grow a second nose. 5. Can control any toaster with your mind. 6. Look 10 hours younger. 7. Can instantly see inside any empty container. 8. Speak the extinct language Khitan. 9. Can run as fast as Albert Einstein.
A nine-option chart shows colorful pills, each granting a bizarre and mostly useless superpower, such as communicating with oysters, controlling toasters, or speaking Khitan. The joke is the absurdity of choosing between oddly specific abilities, with the final option humorously comparing running speed to Albert Einstein. EN: A nine-option chart shows colorful pills, each granting a bizarre and mostly useless superpower, such as communicating with oysters, controlling toasters, or speaking Khitan. The joke is the absurdity of choosing between oddly specific abilities, with the final option humorously comparing running speed to Albert Einstein.
colorful capsules / разноцветные капсулыblue capsule / синяя капсулаgreen capsule / зелёная капсулаyellow capsule / жёлтая капсулаorange capsule / оранжевая капсулаred capsule / красная капсулаoyster / устрицаgravel / гравийtoaster / тостерnose / носempty container / пустой контейнерchart / таблицаnumbered options / пронумерованные вариантыtext labels / текстовые подписи
- @rzeczyzabawne / 5108 2023-01-05
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×591 · 69.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, humorous
- Language
- en
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