Santa Makes the Gift Realistic

Text on the meme

FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC A toy train! WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR TRAIN? RED

What it means

A child asks Santa for a dragon for Christmas, but Santa tells her to be realistic. She changes her request to a toy train, so Santa humorously asks what color train she wants—only to reveal that he is about to give her a real, oversized train. The joke is a playful reversal of the phrase “be realistic.”

Who

Santa Claus (Санта-Клаус)

Objects

Santa Claus / Санта-Клаус girl / девочка red Santa hat / красная шапка Санта-Клауса white beard / белая борода red coat / красный костюм blue shirt / голубая рубашка speech bubbles / речевые пузыри toy train / игрушечный поезд large train / большой поезд train window / окно поезда Christmas gift request / рождественская просьба о подарке four-panel comic / комикс из четырёх панелей