Roman Forum Pickup Gone Wrong

ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her >heard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out >"hey girl are you parthian?" >"no" >"because you shot an arrow into my heart" >looks at me like marcius would look at sulla >my pater familiae died in that battle >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey on the ides of march >she walks away >go home and fuck my boy slave >i miss cato

A 4chan-style greentext recounts a Roman man trying an awkward pickup line on a woman in the Forum. She rejects him, compares him to hated Roman enemies, and walks away, leaving him embarrassed and bitterly returning to his familiar sexual routine. The joke comes from mixing ancient Roman history, exaggerated forum slang, and modern internet dating humor. EN: A 4chan-style greentext recounts a Roman man trying an awkward pickup line on a woman in the Forum. She rejects him, compares him to hated Roman enemies, and walks away, leaving him embarrassed and bitterly returning to his familiar sexual routine. The joke comes from mixing ancient Roman history, exaggerated forum slang, and modern internet dating humor.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 4729 2022-12-26