Data for Optimal Bowling
🐝 DATA FOR OPTIMAL BOWLING 🐝 1. AIM REACTIVE PROBABILITY OF STRIKE RELEASE DIRECTION 2.SPEED EQUIPMENT DAMAGE WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION BALL SPEED (M/S) SPEED OF LIGHT 3. SPIN BALL EXPLODES WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION SPIN (RPMS) 4. WEIGHT EQUIPMENT DAMAGE BLACK HOLE CREATED BALL MASS (KG)
A hand-drawn chart presents absurd bowling optimization guidelines: aim for a strike, then increase speed, spin, and weight until the ball causes widespread destruction or creates a black hole. The joke escalates ordinary bowling advice into comically catastrophic levels of force, making it useful as a reaction to extreme overoptimization or disproportionate effort. EN: A hand-drawn chart presents absurd bowling optimization guidelines: aim for a strike, then increase speed, spin, and weight until the ball causes widespread destruction or creates a black hole. The joke escalates ordinary bowling advice into comically catastrophic levels of force, making it useful as a reaction to extreme overoptimization or disproportionate effort.
bowling ball / шар для боулингаbowling lane / дорожка для боулингаhand-drawn chart / нарисованный от руки графикgraph axes / оси графикаred probability curve / красная кривая вероятностиred annotations / красные пометкиblack text / чёрный текстstrike probability / вероятность страйкаball speed scale / шкала скорости шараspeed of light / скорость светаspin scale / шкала вращенияball mass scale / шкала массы шараexplosion / взрывwidespread destruction / масштабное разрушениеblack hole / чёрная дыраbee icons / значки пчёл
- @rzeczyzabawne / 4240 2022-12-15
- Type
- image
- Size
- 366×800 · 63.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, escalating
- Language
- en
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