Cats Discover Domestication

domestication of cats 7500 BCE yes dude! they must like respawn from here don’t answer that kenny what are YOU doing here? you just laid down in the face of danger?? god you’re such a **** you’re a disgrace are they making the rats? are you serious?? you know what. whatever. you both enjoy being touched by those bags of flesh 9500 years later

A crude animated cat video follows two cats searching for rats in the woods and discovering Kenny, who has surrendered to strange flesh creatures because they pet him and provide unlimited food. The argument escalates from disgust to curiosity, then jumps 9,500 years into the future, where a cat is dressed as a slice of pizza—an absurd joke about domestication eventually turning cats into pampered, ridiculous household pets. The clip uses dramatic conversation, comedic voice acting, and occasional beep-like sounds over music to make the cats’ dead-serious delivery contrast with the absurd premise and punchline.

What the fuck is that? I don't know. Are you sure you saw the rats coming from here? Yes, dude. They must like respawn from here. Hold up. Is that Kenny? Kenny. Oh Shit. Hey guys, what are you doing here? We came up. Don't answer that Kenny. What are you doing here? I came looking for rats and then one of those things found me and I just froze up and laid down and started petting me I'm sorry. You let it touch you. You just laid down in the face of danger. God. You're such a pussy Well, hold on. You didn't even let me finish after a pet me it gave me food So I've just been chillin'. You're a disgrace. Well, hold on. What kind of food are we talking about here? All kinds, dude. I don't even know. They just make it. What do you mean they make it? Like, they just make it. Are they making the rats? Maybe. This seems hella sus. I don't know, dude. I'm kind of down with it. Are you serious? You know, whatever. You both enjoy being touched by those bags of flesh. Oh, we will.

• @jeppa420 / 17251 2021-05-12